I am naughty?

Hi!

My family said, that lately I've been very naughty. I don't agree!Yes, I have scratched the carpet, I have stolen some slices of ham and I was meowing all the night, because I wanted food. And they think it is being naughty! So they have never seen a real naughty cat. It isn't fair, that they always show me the door, when I am running and jumping on their leather sofa.

The greedy cat

Hi! Today I will tell you about a really greedy cat. Why is it greedy? It keeps walking in my garden. It's big, and this is a grey tabby. I often stand on the window sill and look on it. I don't like it. It's my garden. I am meowing and hissing on it, when I am looking throught the window. Before my family had noticed this cat they thought that I was strange. They also said, that maybe I had a depression. Well, if it still walks in my garden I may have it. I think about going to the garden and showing it the gate, but it is too big. What am I going to do?